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Chris Lau
 Apr 17, 05 - 10:11 PM |
Waterloo pick up lines
I never got out that much in Waterloo, but when I did the main purpose was to hear some of the crummiest pick up lines in history. These geeks, running around, trying to use their intellectual prowess to strike up conversation dumbfounded me. I actually recorded some of them, like some of the worse ones. There are plenty of them, but I thought I'd share a few of the worse ones: Sept. 24, 2001 @ the Bomber: "girl, you put the poisson in poisson distribution" (yeah, I'm sure every girl likes to be compared to a FISH) Oct. 12, 2001 @ the Bomber: "fave abstract data type?" (uhm, doubly linked binary trees, perhaps?) Oct. 14, 2001 @ POETS: "is is just me or is the second P in PPDAC redundant" (I... think it's just you) Jan. 19, 2002 @ the Bomber: "what's your sign cuz you look like an unreal integer to me" (this line actually worked! the girl laughed and I saw them talking about 30 minutes later) Jan. 22, 2002 @ FED Hall: "Who's this Fermat loser and how did he know that was going to be his last theorem? Somebody explain it to me!!!" (yes... I often wonder that too... in my spare time) Mar. 5, 2002 @ Williams (yes, the coffee shop!): "God Bless Euler and his approximation... God bless it, eh?" (I... don't know how I would survive without it) Apr. 19, 2002 @ Weavers (after Open Mic night): "Baby, for you I'd run 500 miles and back and in log n run time" (That just makes me want you SOOOO badly) Apr. 20, 2002 @ WEDGE lab: "Girl, I'd like to stick my stack into yo FIFO" (... I think these two knew each other but it was still funny) Sept. 19, 2002 @ Bomber: "vi or emacs?" (uh... vi... wanna ****?) Sept. 21, 2002 @ FED Hall: "baby, your dad must be an abacus cuz you put the second plus in C++" (how many drinks this guy must have had is beyond me!) Nov. 12, 2002 @ Weavers: "**** me if I'm wrong but isn't a record and a stack the same thing? No? Hmmm..." (pathetic. absolutely pathetic) Nov. 14, 2002 @ Weavers: "Vector cereal? Let's just call it scalar and do away with the direction for crying out loud. Scalar? Vector? Get it?" (yes, I get it but you're still a moron) Do you think these would work anywhere else in the world???? |
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Melody
Apr 17th, 2005 - 11:26 PM |
Re: Waterloo pick up lines
I really really hope that these lines don't actually work on any girls... Well, I suppose unless the girl was really really desperate... then maybe? *Shudder* |
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James
Apr 21st, 2005 - 9:28 AM |
Re: Waterloo pick up lines
****. i didn't understand half of those. |
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Chris
Apr 21st, 2005 - 4:37 PM |
Re: Waterloo pick up lines
don't worry, pdot. It may seem like you'd fall for those pick up lines and couldn't control yourself, but believe me, if you meditate, you can resist them. You can! You go girl. |
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nic
May 6th, 2005 - 9:19 PM |
Re: Waterloo pick up lines
Here are some med-related pseudo-pickup lines that Chris'll probably like. They were all found on items of clothing (because, for some reason, we like making slogan clothes). 1) 'wanna play doctor?' (on underwear) 2) 'it's not brain surgery' with the 'brain surgery' crossed out and 'rocket science' written on top to replace it. 3) on a t-shirt, with a large arrow pointing down 'P.O. BID' #3 is my favourite :) |
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Chris
May 11th, 2005 - 4:54 PM |
Re: Waterloo pick up lines
I think the #3 means, "orally, twice a day..." that's what you said, right nic? |
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nic
May 12th, 2005 - 7:18 PM |
Re: Waterloo pick up lines
yeah, it's a standard way of writing the instructions for prescriptions. P.O. stands for 'per os', meaning by mouth B.I.D. means twice daily I'm sure if Chris made the t-shirts, he would write it as: q5-10min (as in every 5-10 minutes) |
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