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Mad Doc

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IP: 68.52.4.70

Jun 25, 08 - 1:40 PM 		My Girlfriends

My Girl Friends

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time , and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad imp etuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
Ken


IP: 207.200.116.9

Jun 25th, 2008 - 2:33 PM 		Re: My Girlfriends

Good One, Doc. Thanks for the laughs. With my luck, She will be a young red head or brunett and she will give me a heart attach, but I will have a big SMILE on my face .
Bobbi


IP: 96.24.16.130

Jun 25th, 2008 - 6:18 PM 		Re: My Girlfriends

LOL! A guy's gotta have goals!

-Bobbi
SSGMike.Ivy


IP: 98.113.28.106

Jun 26th, 2008 - 8:11 AM 		Re: My Girlfriends

Good one Doc, but I have a question for you? What the hell would you do with them?


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