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Re: jokes

I was told this one but don't get it. Can anyone explain....

How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet? Twenty five. There's no L

Re: jokes

Laurie
Where do Ghosts go swimming?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What did one eye say to the other?

In what country will you not find a vegetarian?

Answers to follow


The Dead Sea

A Walk

Between you and me something smells

Turkey

Re: jokes

Lou
I know the eye one. Just between you and me ... there's something that smells.

I have a few.
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What is the best christmas present in the world?

Who is Santa's favorite singer?

What do you call Father Christmas in the beach?


You are right about the eye one. Here's my guesses for yours.

If Santa gets stuck in a chimney he suffers from flue.

The best Christmas present in the world???? Nope no idea

Santa's favourite singer? Elvis maybe though that's not funny

Father Christmas in the beach? Sandy Claus maybe?

Re: jokes

You got a couple right Laurie.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia

What is the best christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you can't best it!

Who is Santa's favorite singer? Elfis

What do you call Father Christmas in the beach? Sandy claus

Re: jokes

Lou
Marley
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To visit the idiot

Knock knock
Who's there?
The chicken...


I'm assuming I'm the idiot as I don't get this joke at all


Well I never got it either so that makes 2 of us lol.