So here's my deal! lol i came to the conclusion that everyone on the message board is pretty creative so what i thought was we should make up a message board poem. I'll start off writing a line and then everyone else will write a line until, alas, we have a message board poem written by everyone!

Here goes...

Welcome to our message board

its great fun when your bored

keiran! i was away to say that! i'm not playing now lol

ha ha whatever you liar

You and keiran have no imagination! lol em

Play our games and have a laugh

but just dont do it in the bath!

lol katy you have no imiganition! im sure there was once a similar game played on here . . . lol

here's another one

dont listen to keiran cause he's just crazy

and jerris face? makes me quesy

what about thumbs? Now theres a story!

its easy to spot a jerri,
they always have 2 big thumbs,
and a wobble like jelli,
due to their big fat bums!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Could chop them off but that would be gory!

but then she couldnt hitch hike in glory

theres the lesson in that thumb story...

your slagging of my thumbs is pretty bad,
now if i lost them in a car crash i'd be glad
i've taken your comments straight to heart,
but my dear huge thumbs, i cannot part
so dare say anymore and i'll get mad

Yes i would agree the thumb comments went a bit too far, entirely my doing so im sorry bud. Just to clear up there isnt actually anything wrong with jerris thumbs! But at least i brought out ur creative side and u wrote a poem about it, that was my intention all along! x

i'm sure it was katy. lol. i was only joking though, was only thing i could yhink of writing in reply that wasn't turning the slagging to someone else lol. i'm not really mad about it cause i know there's nothing wrong with my thumps

lol ur thumps! lol glad u took it all in ur stride as usual :)

I always come to the message board if i am sad,
To make me smile, of that im glad!

Sorry Jerri! xxx

yeah my thumps, thats my nickname for them.
what? you saying i've got a giant stride now? lol

Im addicted to this now, just a tad...
And my poetry is almost as bad!

lol ye u walk like a man! lol only joking obviously!

Jerri jerri where would we be
Without ur smile for all to see
The world would be a miserable place
If no-one could see that cheery face
So ignore the jest about ur thumbs
And the fact keiran said that they have bums
For none of that matters anymore
For im now smiling, no longer bored!

katy i'm glad to have your boredem cured
and i think while writing this i have matured
i no longer worry about the jokes
but anymore there will still be double eye pokes

katy, katy - its clear to me.
That you're the budding, poet to be.
So i'll stop now,
Let you take a bow.
I'll raise my glass, to the top of the class.
", xxx

laura is addicted, just a tad
and she's right, her poetry's bad
but without her posts we'd all be sad
laura that your here, we're all so glad

Laura ur hasty in crowing me queen
My talents are something you just have not seen
Do not be so hard on ur poetry skills
For if you attempt it's a poem fulfilled

katy katy, she's always there
to make someone feel better and show we care
to tell others, on yourself dont be hard
if you're not the worlds best bard

friends at 18u are always there,
anytime you've something to share.
If you need a hand,
They're there to understand.

How am i doing experts? ", xxx This is so much better than studying!

lol did you people not learn from the previous poetry 'battles'? the ones that went badly? well heres my bit add to it if you can.

everyone at eau will care?
ask keiran to help if you dare!
for with a groan and glare,
he'l chase you down the stair!

trust me people im not the type,
i wont bring day to your night,
far liklier il cause your cry!
and when im gone in hell il fry.

do i sound harsh? unforgiven?
but my heart beats a nasty rythm,
to the world no smiles il be giving,
on the surface im as cold as ice.

trust me people, i just aint nice!

Keiran makes out that he's a rebel
Frankly his story is truly terrible
A heart of stone, well i think not
A friendlier being he just has not sought

So perhaps some reflection is what is required
Those 'cosy' feelings are what he desires
So take some time out to colour them in
The lock on your feelings revealed with the pin

Am i right in thinking only three of us are ( forgive me for saying it but...) sad enough to post so many poem verses?
xxx

hey can i play?
if not today,
but yesterday
is out so how
about
tomorrow?
my time is less
but none the less
less is often more.
so whats the score?
if less is more?
and more is less?
where does it leave the
rest (less) more of us?

save it for the poets of wit laurie no one knows what your on about lol!

I can't join in this game either because at writting a little ditty i am a bit bad! Something else would match that word but I dont think its right to write it on here!!

Less may be more
But often a bore
I've witnessed it all before
For if you choose less
And walk past the best
The chance to make better's ignored
But ..
If we have less
And give it our best
Perhaps, after all, less is more
What we do with less
Is truly the test
To see if we sink or we soar

keirans heart as cold as ice?
he plays really hard, but really he's nice
ask him for help and he'll be more than a jiffy,
unless of course its something iffy

keiran pretends he doesn't care,
but mess with a loved one if you dare
he's devoted to his job,
and not just cause its pays some bob

i can beat yours katy....


what? when? where? why?

that sucks. the only thing it beat was the smell of your feet lol

katy you dare!
to slag jerri with her feet?
this i wont bare,
with her words ringing sweet,

look to yourself if you will,
perhaps then you will discover,
when once your mouth is still,
there be the smell to cover!

katy, my feet smell? your having a laugh,
katy, you think yours dont? your having a giraffe

Oh deary me
This was not to be
A message board poem
Was all i hoped to see
A talk of feet and thumbs
And even jelly bums
The damage is now done
With the sharpness of our tongues
So i will take a bow
To prevent another row
I'll leave this 'game' right now
This to you - my vow

aww, katy you bore lol

OF THIS I AM GLAD BECAUSE IN WRITTING POEMS I AM BAD!!!!!!!!

Ha ha i did a little bit there but thats all i can manage in case i do some damage!!!!!!!!

tee hee x x x

ok, maybe we should try again with the original plan for this post?
i'll start...

come join in with our message board fun...

all you peoples under the sun

help us fight for violence to be undone

so we can all enjoy this wonderful world

To stand and face our problems, not just run.

T show all around that it's you who has won

All must lay down, their weapons and gun,
For at eightenn and under, we unite as one.

as one we fight against the bad