Hey everyone. I thought that seeing as the message board is so busy just now i would post an updated poem about all our workers. Feel free to join in with posting poems and such like.

Workers, workers everywhere
Yet nowhere to be seen
Out at schools and OAPs
When the office needs a clean
Once a team but now a force
A diverse bunch of folk
A busy and productive place
But time for laughs and jokes
Let’s begin with workers new
Like Stephanie from Missouri
Although perhaps defiantly
She says she’s from St Louis
Steph is our American
Who’s come from pastures new
To try to change the violence
In the likes of me and you
Don’t be fooled by Stephanie
As we were at the start
She looks so shy and innocent
And really plays the part
Until the jibes of facebook friends
Six hundred she does claim
Whilst Jerri’s meagre twenty six
Steph professed to be ‘lame’
So then began the harsh tirade
Of plots and pranks and ploys
Jerri and I behind the best
Which brought us heartfelt joy
Best of all I do believe
Was the story of the haggis
Which brought us much hilarity
And left Steph a bit embarrassed
For now I will leave Steph alone
And pick on someone else
Danny seems like a good choice;
He’s from England and an elf
Danny’s doing promo stuff
Or at least that’s what he says
He got locked inside the office
Only just the other day
Keiran heads the promo team
And Danny he will follow
For Keiran is his idol
And this makes him feel less hollow
But it’s not all bad Danny
For there’s a drummer boy in you
Perhaps this may be a career
In which you could pursue?
Jenna’s our office junior
Who makes us all our tea
Speaking of which Jenna
I would love a cuppie please!
Jenna is our youngest
But she’s also slightly deaf
Which means you have to shout at her
But bless – she tries her best
So this brings me to Nina
And I’m running out of rhymes
I haven’t seen her often;
She’s in the toilet all the time!
It’s not just my observation
But those of others too
Every time we need a pee
Nina’s in the loo!
She’s taught us about Hungary
And made us goulash for our tea
She’s running lots of VIP
So very rarely do we see
And all our other workers
Are pretty much the same
Shaun still needs a haircut
And Jerri’s still a pain
Laurie’s on her laptop
And Joseph’s busy as a bee
Irene’s down in London
And Susan’s running VIP
Marley’s up in Forfar
And so is Aileen too
Keiran’s still promoting
And I’m writing this for yous!

Very nice, Katy, not as brutal as I expected!

wow katy that was a great poem.

i want to write a poem but i dont know how to do one lol..

someone help me


jenna x

Ok Jenna, here's what to do, we'll do a line, and then you do the next line....

There was a young girl called Jenna....