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Haha...that's brilliant. Jerri, I think you missed your true career calling - to be a poet. 
I've heard Karen sing and can clear testify
She sings like an angel and also can fly
She's sharp as an plum and quiet as a drum
And so good at singing, I wish she would hum
Steph gave her a lesson to keep her in key
Steph in St Andrews and Karen Dundee
No need to meet up, the voice was so loud
Steph got an ASBO for inciting a crowd
Dear dear Jerri what can i say
clearly jealousy has got in the way ,
so do not be hasty or dismiss,
my voice is like a light in the mist,
it will shower over you in waves of joy
and leave you feeling like a brand new toy x
Ahh now Steph's here, she's come along too,
But her words don't rhyme, so what will we do?
C'mon Steph give us a rhyme?
It can be on anything, humour or time?
Jerri oh Jerri such wit you possess
But can you continue under growing duress?
For the workers are rising and thinking up rhymes
So can you keep writing such humorous lines?
I'm no good at poetry, humour, or rhyme
Just writing this one will take me much time
But unlike Ms Duffy who has gone to great length
I will admit when something is not my strength
And so goes the saying that ignorance is bliss
But Karen this one time this rule needs dismissed
I don't mean to offend you or cause you upset
But your voice is becoming a bit of a pest!
Karen, Laurie has said it all,
But i don't believe the penny's yet fall.
Oh no, not I, i won't dismiss,
How silence from you would equal sweet bliss.
Like Katy, no offence do I mean
One who takes this better, i never have seen!
Steph she came...she did her best,
But honest she is to leave to the rest
She came, she wrote, she really tried
That you are no poet, you haven't lied.
Katy's come! I think with a cheer
Until her words i do hear
It seems that is a challenge that you have uttered?
I think so anyway, you kind of muttered?
So come back on and say it clear?
Either that or sit down dear
So here I sit and play my part,
But please guys take none to heart!
I do not mean these words I say
Well not all of them anyway :D
laurie says shes good at winning this might be true
but this time its jerri, sorry laurie to disapoint you
well done jerri your lines are awesome
but NOW im online you me awell tossum!
haha rubbish but said id write something! tossum aint even a word but its in my book haha!
jerri said i cant make up words now
so i have to think of a new ryhme somehow
haha like that will be hard, jerri listen up good
your poems dont compare, they never could
yep Jerri im the boss
trust me you shouldnt cross
im saying it plain and simple for you
i am the winner and you know its true.
back off.
hahahaha kidding x
and this is my pathetic attempted of apoem! x
Here's Never Believe now giving it a go
I'm sure it'll get better, she's just starting off slow
The boss she claims and a winner too?
Lets let her believe this (i think she's a bit coocoo?)
The crazy one has words like "tossum"
I bet she thinks i'm a dancing possum?
This poem i've written is just not very good
To have the fighting spirit, i'm not in the mood
But alas NB, do not fear!
cause despite this, mine is still better to hear! ;-)