Poor drano you are sooo miserable, all you can do sit around and think of old silly kokes. No drano I am sure you are not the guy that went to high school in Cleveland or anywhere else.And regardless drano The chosen one has been chosen to be the president of this nation for the next four years. Live with it.

On Redlegs BB. Ten beers posted a good one. Im going to paraphrase it a little.


Duane is sitting on a train beside a little girl reading a book.

Duane introduces himself and says "lets talk i find a long journey goes faster if you converse with your fellow travelers". The girl closes her book
looks at him and says "what do you want to talk about".
Duane says "lets talk about how i will change america. "

"O K she says but first let me ask you a question". " now if you look out in the fields we are going through you see deer cows horses. they all eat the same grass drink the same water but the horses excrete clumps of grass loke apples .

The cows excrete flat pattys the deer excrete pellets. why is that?"

Duane grows silent and gets a puzzled look on his face. I dont have any idea " he says.

The girl says " you want to change america to match your ideas and you dont know ****".

Oh.......now I get it.

John R...