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Talking about week ends

The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew.
This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British goverment's "Work for your Dole" scheme, and so they have emplyed some Liverpudlian youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemplyed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas the existing f1 crew could only do it in 8 sec' with millions of £'s worth of high-tech tools.
It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pit lane, thus giving Ferrari a big advantage over every other team.
HOWEVER, Ferrari got more than they bargaind for!!!!
At the New Crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 sec' but, in 12 sec', they had re-spayed , re-badged and sold the car to the McLaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower