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Erzurumlu Cırık, yine dört ayak üstüne düşmüş, yani beleş bilet bulmuş, Sora sora Berlin

Erzurumlu Cırık, yine dört ayak üstüne düşmüş, yani beleş bilet bulmuş, Sora sora Berlin'e varmış; otel odasında düşünüyor. Hazır, camilerden mescitlerden dışardayım, ufaktan ufaktan içkiye başlayayım. Amma bir sorun var. Ben aşağıdan içki isterken Erzurumlu olduğum anlaşılır mı acaba?
Geçiyor aynanın karşısına ve prova yapıyor....
- Bitte, bana geben Sie bir fiski... Yok, olmadi galiba; böyle anlarlar.
- Meine Damen und Herren, Bana bir rackkı...... Yok, diyor; sanirim böyle de anlarlar. Damen Herren gerekmez; bira her yerde bira! Sade olalım! Hallo, ein bira, Bitte!.. Tamam diyor böyle iyi, anlamazlar... Ve aşağıya iniyor. Masaya dirseklerini dayayıp sesleniyor.
- Herr Barmen, bitte Bira; yani...
Otel elemani, anlamli anlamli baktiktan sonra soruyor:
- Birader, sen Erzurumlu musun?
- Hastiii; nasil anladin yav?
- Burasi vestiyer, barmen arkanda!

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♥Anlatanlar: Vahide Gördüm, Vahi ÖZ, Vasfi Rıza Zobu, Veysel Dìker,Vildan Atasever, Volga Sorgu, Volkan Severcan, Vural Çelik ve şimdi de ben; yaani...

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Adısaklı Lapon bilgesi der ki;
x- Yeryüzünde kıyımlar, soykırımlar, din adına dinkardeşine arkadan vurmalar sürdükçe her dinsel bayram her dinin ikiyüzlülügünün sergilenmesinden başka birşey degildir.

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