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Seçim öncesi listeleri düzenleniyordu. Genel Başkan bir öneride bulundu:

Seçim öncesi listeleri düzenleniyordu. Genel Başkan bir öneride bulundu:
- Aday listesine Erzurumlu CIRIK'i da mutlaka alın. Hemen itirazlar yükseldi:
- Ama efendim, o aptalın biridir; ona mi uyacagiz?
- Eee, ne var, demokrasi, cogunluga uymak degil mi?

Adı saklı Lapon bilgesi der ki;
Sevi (aşk) kendine acımasızlığın sınavıdır...
♥Anlatanlar: Hadi Hün, Hadi Çaman, Hakan Altıner, Hakan BALAMÌR, Hakan Bilgin, Hakan Boyav, Hakan Eratik, Hakan Gerçek, Hakan Karahan, Hakan Meriçliler, Hakan Vanlı, Hakan Yılmaz, Hakkı Karadayı, Hale Akınlı, Hale Soygazi, Halil Ergün, Halil Sezai, Halil İbrahim Aras, Halis Bayraktaroğlu, Halit Akçatepe, Halit Ergenç, Haluk Bilginer, Haluk Kurtoğlu, Hamdi Alkan, Hamit Haskabal, Hande Ataizi, Hande Kazanova, Hande Subaşı, Harika Değirmenci, Harika Özovalı, Hasan Nail Canat, Hasibe Eren, Hatice Aslan, Havin Funda Saç, Hayati Hamzaoğlu, Hayati Çitaklar, Haydar Zorlu, Hayrettin Karaoğuz, Hayri Esen, Hayrullah Evrenöz, Hazal Kaya, Hazım Körmükçü, Hikmet Karagöz, Hikmet Körmükçü, Hilal Uysun, Hilmi Erdem, Rozet Hubeş, Hulusi Kentmen, Huri SAPAN, Şaman DAGLARAGÜVENENGÜL, HumanRightsDefenders grubu, Hülya Avşar, Hülya DARCAN, Hülya Gülşen Irmak, Hülya Karakaş, Hülya Koçyiğit, Hülya Tuğlu, Hümay Güldağ, Hümeyra, Hüseyin Akşen, Hüseyin Alp, Hüseyin Avni Danyal, Hüseyin Baradan, Hüseyin Elmalıpınar, Hüseyin Kutman, Hüseyin Peyda, Hüseyin Santur, Hüseyin Zan, Hüseyin Şadi Karagözoğlu

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Günün özlü ironisi (aforizmalar):
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN !!

[There are many variations of the following theme circulating on the Internet, but I think this one tops them all... As usual with all the best stuff I receive from friends, this was sent to me by Cathy...]

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas. ["bush" sözcüðü argoda "pubic hair" için sýk kullanýlan bir sözcük...]

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty. convinced of = kesin inanýyor, hakkýnda kesin kanaat sahibi...

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. [is haunted by etc. = (burada) geçmiþ hatalarýnýn piþmanlýðýný yaþýyor: "hatýralar onu bir heyula kýlýðýnda sýk sýk ziyaret ediyor" kavramýndan...]

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away. [to patrol = devriye çýkarmak veya gezmek... unpatrolled = "devriye çýkarýlmýyor" korunmasýz, yabancýlara karþý engelleyici tedbir yok: "yolgeçen haný"...]

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future. Alas! = Heyhat! [Ýyi ki bizi bu gruba eklememiþler!...]

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

AND... THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN !!

Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe -- ruled by a dick. dick = (argo, kaba) erkeklik aleti...