You are a professional driver. At least you are supposed to be. If you think the best way to deal with jay walkers is to run them over then you should not be driving a taxicab. Stop talking. Stop driving.
I didn't mean Charles Wesson's thinking, I meant the pale imitation of the human thought process some of these ig-noids who post this offensively low-brow foolishness and try to pass it off as humor.
"Professional drivers" do not ever consider hitting pedestrians.
If I ever thought of hitting a pedestrian in any context other than "DO NOT HIT A PEDESTRIAN FOR ANY REASON," I would not admit it.
I could be wrong. Maybe Ted and Mike have license to kill.
Where do I apply for a license to kill? Do licensed killer need to be re-educated in the profession of killing every two years to remain licensed or can being a certified killer, day in, day out, constitute sufficient experience to be exempt from retraining.
-MIKE FOULKS
P.S. What is the maximum allowable rate to charge as a licensed killer?
