I didn't mean Charles Wesson's thinking, I meant the pale imitation of the human thought process some of these ig-noids who post this offensively low-brow foolishness and try to pass it off as humor.
"Professional drivers" do not ever consider hitting pedestrians.
If I ever thought of hitting a pedestrian in any context other than "DO NOT HIT A PEDESTRIAN FOR ANY REASON," I would not admit it.
I could be wrong. Maybe Ted and Mike have license to kill.
Where do I apply for a license to kill? Do licensed killer need to be re-educated in the profession of killing every two years to remain licensed or can being a certified killer, day in, day out, constitute sufficient experience to be exempt from retraining.
-MIKE FOULKS
P.S. What is the maximum allowable rate to charge as a licensed killer?
