Some of This Week's (REAL) Headlines:
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No Comeback for the Greenback?
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Two Studies: Dangerous Toys Still on Shelves
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Jobless Rate to Increase in 2008, Says Fed
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Freddie Mac Posts $2 Billion Loss
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Feds Predict Slow Economy in 2008
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Oil Rises Near $100, While Dollar Falls
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Here are the headlines I would LOVE to see:
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Chicago Taxicab Drivers Get Long Needed Increase
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Transportation Committee Misled Cabbies On Gas Prizes, Economy & Fuel Costs - DCS Commissioner Cited as a Willing Conspirator
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Mayor Apologizes for Ignoring & Mistreating Financially Stressed Cabbies

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