In JB's case,it is "Children should be seen and not had."

There are only 6 listings in the National White Pages for Joe/Joseph Bellow, none are in Illinois.

Maybe his is just a figment or a disfigurement of our imagination.

Maybe he's just a fig. Go figure.

Wolf ( just another informer )

Nuts, Wolf. We all know that the guy who bellows is really just Geo with a lisp. That's spelled Lutht-F'Allah. Try it in your spell checker.

You know what comes out, (with humble apology to any members of a major European nation's air force).