Please take the following test to see if you should write yourself into a ballot on election day:

1. Are you a Saint? If yes, are you secular or religious?

2. Have you ever had sex with anyone other than yourself? If yes, was it really sex, see Bill Clinton's definition?

3. Are you married? If yes, is this the first time? How did you answer question # 2, if no that stinks!

4. Have you now or have you ever been called a "liberal", "conservative", "neocon", "progressive", "independent" or "jerk". If not, do you have a pulse? Why are you considering running inthe election?

5. Did you ever:

drive drunk,
take drugs,
act,
contribute to any environmental cause,
hire an illegal alien,
see an unidentified flying object,
own a large belt buckle
flip anyone off in public,
shoot a friend in the face,
drive off a bridge and kill your passenger,
have any relationship with a large corporation that you may want to see do well in the future?

If you answered yes to any of these, you could become PRESIDENT.

See Mike's post above, "There will be no names on the ballot, though, only two blank spaces."

Mike is running an election with no candidates on the ballot.

Great, that way nobody wins, nobody looses.

OH NO! There will be no one to succeed him because he isn't running.

To be clear, you may write-in the names of up to two current Chicago caddrivers, if any at all.

If there are more than 25 candidates, someone will "lose". However, the CCO is about measuring relevancy and within a formal structure of inclusion.

Who said I wasn't running?

(Stay off LSD, Words-Wolf?!?...your brain needs re-paving.)

-Mike Foulks

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Replying to:

See Mike's post above, "There will be no names on the ballot, though, only two blank spaces."

Mike is running an election with no candidates on the ballot.

Great, that way nobody wins, nobody looses.

OH NO! There will be no one to succeed him because he isn't running.

CCO is about measuring relevancy?

I'll just use the inner drive.