Somebody, please, give him back his faith in humanity!

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My TV and radio talks to me.

They tell me what's coming on next and then suggest things I should go buy.

I wish they had TVs and radios which wouldn't make me so mad and be sensitive to the fact that I don't have enough money to buy everything they say.

I think they're mocking me. Where's "Little Elvis" and "His Little Pills"? I HATE IT when I lose the remote!

Sorry...maybe I've said too much.

-Mike Foulks

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Di you not hear the Mayor on the radio today?

He said and I quote "No horsing around. No hee-haw."

That means you Long Eared Father of Fools.

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Just give me your names and I'll remind you who you voted for.

-Mike Foulks

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we forgot who we voted, mike.

can you help us?

still remember us?

-"several who voted in both elections" of cco