Flakie and Lewdie were lovers,
Oh, Lordie how they could love!
They swore to be true to each other,
Just as true as the stars above,
He was her man, but he done the cabbies wrong.
Flakie and Lewdie went walking
Lewdie in his brand new suit.
Then, "oh good Lawd," says Flakie
"Don't my Lewdie look real cute!"
He was her man, but he done the cabbies wrong.
Flakie he was a good woman,
And Lewdie was a good man toy,
And every dollar that he made
Went right into Lewdie's privates,
He was her man, but he done the cabbies wrong.
Flakie went down on the commissioner,
Just for a bucket of slop.
She said to the fat old mayor,
"Has my whosiest man been here"
He was her man, but he done the cabbies wrong.
"I do want to cause you big trouble,
I do want to tell you big lies;
But I saw your snake an hour ago
With a gal named Norma Ryes,
And if he's your man, he's a-doing the cabbies wrong."
Flakie looked over the transom,
And found, to her great surprise,
That there on the bed sat Lewdie,
A-lovin' up Norma Ryes.
He was her man, but he done the cabbies wrong.
Flakie drew back her kimono;
She took out her little male member;
Root-a-toot-toot, three times she shot
Right through that hardwood floor,
She came on her man, 'cause he done the cabbies wrong.
Roll me ever so easy,
Roll me ever so slow,
Roll me on de right side,
'Cause de fines hurt me so.
I was her man, but I done the cabbies wrong.
The judge said to the jury
"It's as plain as plain can be
This Flakie shot her lover
It's murder in the second degree
He was her man, though he done the cabbies wrong.
This story has no moral
This story has no end
This story only goes to show
That there ain't no good in men
FLakie and Lewdie’ll do you wrong, just ‘cause you're cab drivin’ man.
