Have We Got Ass For You!
We at Ass-Pirin Acres strongly believe in a sound breeding program, producing top-quality miniature donkeys.
Our management includes deworming every two months, hoofs trimmed on a regular basis by a licensed farrier, and vaccinations at proper schedules. The donkeys all have proper shelter and large pastures to graze and play in. Every donkey is an individual with a name, not a number, and is loved and hugged on a daily basis.
We strongly believe in gelding jacks and only the very best will go on to have a breeding career. Geldings make the best pets. They are easy to handle and train. We don't forget our customers when their check goes into the bank. We offer support and advise, to the best of our ability, on any problems or questions that might arise.
We care about our donkeys and want their new home to be a place of proper safe care, and where they will be loved as much as they are here at Ass-Pirin Acres. We do this by educating customers, by never selling a single donkey without proper companion arrangements made before he arrives in his new home, and just "being there" when needed.
We are located in the Champlain Valley, 30 miles South of Burlington, Vermont. Nearby is Lake Champlain, the Adirondacks, and the Green Mountains.
Come and visit Ass-Pirin Acres. We think you will be impressed by what you see. We, no doubt, have the perfect donkey for you!
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Donkey Boy
Flashing a mouthful of fake gold teeth, Donkey Boy wanders the streets of Chicago desfuised a s taxi driver, mumbling nonsensical syllables to himself.
He tries to avoid the abuse of his sadistic, cough syrup guzzling and gas-mask-wearing Father of Fools and his mother, Long Ears.
He cracks a headlight open with a rock. He befriends a blond fig eater. He wears a bra and underwear as he wrestles with his publishing tycoon buddy Gorgey Laftatalot.
Writer-editor Johnny Bullthrower attempts to show the world through Donkey-Boy’s eyes: a schizophrenic kaleidoscope of images — some hauntingly beautiful, some disturbing and violent.
Donkey Boy is not a fictional talking donkey.
Donkey Boy enjoys a singing , idle chatter, which proves rather annoying to those around him.
He also has a sweet tooth, and enjoys such foods as cake, waffles, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish Crackers and "upside-down coconut soufflé with mango chutney sauce”.
Sometimes Donkey Boy's lame brain gets the best of him, for he sees only a street tart in his enchanted smoke.
Some of Donkey Boy's foibles include acrophobia, colorblindness, hypochondria and cowardice.
These, coupled with his impatience and short attention span, prove trying in emergencies such as forming a rational thought.
Furthermore, he is often naive and tactless, and even a bit dim (as in the hundreds of examples in this forum, wherein he is known as the Long Eared Father of Fools but doesn't understand how one forms a rational thought or arives at a logical conclusion.
The American Donkey and Mule Society,
(Est 1967. Celebrating over 40 years in 200
Peaceful Valley continues to be the leader in the rescue of abused and neglected domestic donkeys as well as wild burros who are suffering from loss of habitat. Peaceful Valley's donkey population is well over 1,000 donkeys living on Peaceful Valley Sanctuaries, Satellite Adoption Centers, and Adoptive Homes. Peaceful Valley now has facilities across the country.
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Have We Got Ass For You!
We at Ass-Pirin Acres strongly believe in a sound breeding program, producing top-quality miniature donkeys.
Our management includes deworming every two months, hoofs trimmed on a regular basis by a licensed farrier, and vaccinations at proper schedules. The donkeys all have proper shelter and large pastures to graze and play in. Every donkey is an individual with a name, not a number, and is loved and hugged on a daily basis.
We strongly believe in gelding jacks and only the very best will go on to have a breeding career. Geldings make the best pets. They are easy to handle and train. We don't forget our customers when their check goes into the bank. We offer support and advise, to the best of our ability, on any problems or questions that might arise.
We care about our donkeys and want their new home to be a place of proper safe care, and where they will be loved as much as they are here at Ass-Pirin Acres. We do this by educating customers, by never selling a single donkey without proper companion arrangements made before he arrives in his new home, and just "being there" when needed.
We are located in the Champlain Valley, 30 miles South of Burlington, Vermont. Nearby is Lake Champlain, the Adirondacks, and the Green Mountains.
Come and visit Ass-Pirin Acres. We think you will be impressed by what you see. We, no doubt, have the perfect donkey for you!
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Replying to:
Donkey Boy
Flashing a mouthful of fake gold teeth, Donkey Boy wanders the streets of Chicago desfuised a s taxi driver, mumbling nonsensical syllables to himself.
He tries to avoid the abuse of his sadistic, cough syrup guzzling and gas-mask-wearing Father of Fools and his mother, Long Ears.
He cracks a headlight open with a rock. He befriends a blond fig eater. He wears a bra and underwear as he wrestles with his publishing tycoon buddy Gorgey Laftatalot.
Writer-editor Johnny Bullthrower attempts to show the world through Donkey-Boy’s eyes: a schizophrenic kaleidoscope of images — some hauntingly beautiful, some disturbing and violent.
Donkey Boy is not a fictional talking donkey.
Donkey Boy enjoys a singing , idle chatter, which proves rather annoying to those around him.
He also has a sweet tooth, and enjoys such foods as cake, waffles, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish Crackers and "upside-down coconut soufflé with mango chutney sauce”.
Sometimes Donkey Boy's lame brain gets the best of him, for he sees only a street tart in his enchanted smoke.
Some of Donkey Boy's foibles include acrophobia, colorblindness, hypochondria and cowardice.
These, coupled with his impatience and short attention span, prove trying in emergencies such as forming a rational thought.
Furthermore, he is often naive and tactless, and even a bit dim (as in the hundreds of examples in this forum, wherein he is known as the Long Eared Father of Fools but doesn't understand how one forms a rational thought or arives at a logical conclusion.
The American Donkey and Mule Society,
(Est 1967. Celebrating over 40 years in 200
International Miniature Donkey Registry
The official registry for Miniature Donkeys! IMDR was incorporated in 1992 by popular demand from breeders, owners, buyers and sellers who wanted reasonable registry prices, professionalism, an accurate and useful computer database, and an organization who would use all membership fees to promote Miniature Donkeys. All of these people got their wish! IMDR has earned the respect of breeders around the world! Remember, it only costs $7.50 to register a foal out of IMDR registered parents! (Other registries charge $18.00+ !!) Why throw your money away and pay more than you have to?
IMDR: The official Miniature Donkey Registry for today and the future.
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Peaceful Valley continues to be the leader in the rescue of abused and neglected domestic donkeys as well as wild burros who are suffering from loss of habitat. Peaceful Valley's donkey population is well over 1,000 donkeys living on Peaceful Valley Sanctuaries, Satellite Adoption Centers, and Adoptive Homes. Peaceful Valley now has facilities across the country.
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Have We Got Ass For You!
We at Ass-Pirin Acres strongly believe in a sound breeding program, producing top-quality miniature donkeys.
Our management includes deworming every two months, hoofs trimmed on a regular basis by a licensed farrier, and vaccinations at proper schedules. The donkeys all have proper shelter and large pastures to graze and play in. Every donkey is an individual with a name, not a number, and is loved and hugged on a daily basis.
We strongly believe in gelding jacks and only the very best will go on to have a breeding career. Geldings make the best pets. They are easy to handle and train. We don't forget our customers when their check goes into the bank. We offer support and advise, to the best of our ability, on any problems or questions that might arise.
We care about our donkeys and want their new home to be a place of proper safe care, and where they will be loved as much as they are here at Ass-Pirin Acres. We do this by educating customers, by never selling a single donkey without proper companion arrangements made before he arrives in his new home, and just "being there" when needed.
We are located in the Champlain Valley, 30 miles South of Burlington, Vermont. Nearby is Lake Champlain, the Adirondacks, and the Green Mountains.
Come and visit Ass-Pirin Acres. We think you will be impressed by what you see. We, no doubt, have the perfect donkey for you!
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Replying to:
Donkey Boy
Flashing a mouthful of fake gold teeth, Donkey Boy wanders the streets of Chicago desfuised a s taxi driver, mumbling nonsensical syllables to himself.
He tries to avoid the abuse of his sadistic, cough syrup guzzling and gas-mask-wearing Father of Fools and his mother, Long Ears.
He cracks a headlight open with a rock. He befriends a blond fig eater. He wears a bra and underwear as he wrestles with his publishing tycoon buddy Gorgey Laftatalot.
Writer-editor Johnny Bullthrower attempts to show the world through Donkey-Boy’s eyes: a schizophrenic kaleidoscope of images — some hauntingly beautiful, some disturbing and violent.
Donkey Boy is not a fictional talking donkey.
Donkey Boy enjoys a singing , idle chatter, which proves rather annoying to those around him.
He also has a sweet tooth, and enjoys such foods as cake, waffles, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish Crackers and "upside-down coconut soufflé with mango chutney sauce”.
Sometimes Donkey Boy's lame brain gets the best of him, for he sees only a street tart in his enchanted smoke.
Some of Donkey Boy's foibles include acrophobia, colorblindness, hypochondria and cowardice.
These, coupled with his impatience and short attention span, prove trying in emergencies such as forming a rational thought.
Furthermore, he is often naive and tactless, and even a bit dim (as in the hundreds of examples in this forum, wherein he is known as the Long Eared Father of Fools but doesn't understand how one forms a rational thought or arives at a logical conclusion.
The American Donkey and Mule Society,
(Est 1967. Celebrating over 40 years in 200
"unwillingness of others to substantially participate"
really means
"they have not even learned to speak in Hee-Haw, the offical long ears language of Long Eared Father of Fools and his followers, Long Eared Ass and Long Eared Tail.
hee-haw!
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The reason donkey boy has earned the title of Long Eared Father of Fools is because he doesn't fool anyone, ever.
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International Miniature Donkey Registry
The official registry for Miniature Donkeys! IMDR was incorporated in 1992 by popular demand from breeders, owners, buyers and sellers who wanted reasonable registry prices, professionalism, an accurate and useful computer database, and an organization who would use all membership fees to promote Miniature Donkeys. All of these people got their wish! IMDR has earned the respect of breeders around the world! Remember, it only costs $7.50 to register a foal out of IMDR registered parents! (Other registries charge $18.00+ !!) Why throw your money away and pay more than you have to?
IMDR: The official Miniature Donkey Registry for today and the future.
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Peaceful Valley continues to be the leader in the rescue of abused and neglected domestic donkeys as well as wild burros who are suffering from loss of habitat. Peaceful Valley's donkey population is well over 1,000 donkeys living on Peaceful Valley Sanctuaries, Satellite Adoption Centers, and Adoptive Homes. Peaceful Valley now has facilities across the country.
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Have We Got Ass For You!
We at Ass-Pirin Acres strongly believe in a sound breeding program, producing top-quality miniature donkeys.
Our management includes deworming every two months, hoofs trimmed on a regular basis by a licensed farrier, and vaccinations at proper schedules. The donkeys all have proper shelter and large pastures to graze and play in. Every donkey is an individual with a name, not a number, and is loved and hugged on a daily basis.
We strongly believe in gelding jacks and only the very best will go on to have a breeding career. Geldings make the best pets. They are easy to handle and train. We don't forget our customers when their check goes into the bank. We offer support and advise, to the best of our ability, on any problems or questions that might arise.
We care about our donkeys and want their new home to be a place of proper safe care, and where they will be loved as much as they are here at Ass-Pirin Acres. We do this by educating customers, by never selling a single donkey without proper companion arrangements made before he arrives in his new home, and just "being there" when needed.
We are located in the Champlain Valley, 30 miles South of Burlington, Vermont. Nearby is Lake Champlain, the Adirondacks, and the Green Mountains.
Come and visit Ass-Pirin Acres. We think you will be impressed by what you see. We, no doubt, have the perfect donkey for you!
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Replying to:
Donkey Boy
Flashing a mouthful of fake gold teeth, Donkey Boy wanders the streets of Chicago desfuised a s taxi driver, mumbling nonsensical syllables to himself.
He tries to avoid the abuse of his sadistic, cough syrup guzzling and gas-mask-wearing Father of Fools and his mother, Long Ears.
He cracks a headlight open with a rock. He befriends a blond fig eater. He wears a bra and underwear as he wrestles with his publishing tycoon buddy Gorgey Laftatalot.
Writer-editor Johnny Bullthrower attempts to show the world through Donkey-Boy’s eyes: a schizophrenic kaleidoscope of images — some hauntingly beautiful, some disturbing and violent.
Donkey Boy is not a fictional talking donkey.
Donkey Boy enjoys a singing , idle chatter, which proves rather annoying to those around him.
He also has a sweet tooth, and enjoys such foods as cake, waffles, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish Crackers and "upside-down coconut soufflé with mango chutney sauce”.
Sometimes Donkey Boy's lame brain gets the best of him, for he sees only a street tart in his enchanted smoke.
Some of Donkey Boy's foibles include acrophobia, colorblindness, hypochondria and cowardice.
These, coupled with his impatience and short attention span, prove trying in emergencies such as forming a rational thought.
Furthermore, he is often naive and tactless, and even a bit dim (as in the hundreds of examples in this forum, wherein he is known as the Long Eared Father of Fools but doesn't understand how one forms a rational thought or arives at a logical conclusion.
The American Donkey and Mule Society,
(Est 1967. Celebrating over 40 years in 200
