Mr. Shalom didn't have a "fly-ticket", nor did the conditions you suggest for a defense exist.
Are you suggesting that cabdrivers should lie in court, like Ahmed R. seems to be suggesting?
That would be a serious crime called perjury. Always tell the truth under oath or you might find yourself in much more trouble than one might think.
I am quite aware of, and have successfully used, the line of reasoning you quote before many hearing officers to legitimately be found "not liable" for obstruction of traffic tickets when that condition didn't exist.
Both "fly-tickets" and tickets handed to me or placed on my vehicle.
By the way, the rules of the administrative hearing court specifically permit an individual like myself to assist a cabdriver presenting his case.
Betchya you, George Kasp, Donald Nathan, and many other non-"donkeys" didn't know that!
I guess I will continue to do the real work helping cabdrivers, individually or as group, while the jackasses like you will continue to bray.
-Mike Foulks
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Replying to:
(Warning: This post should be a sticky one even though it is highly critical of a forum member.)
HOW TO BEAT A FLY TICKET - THE OFFICIAL RULES
(Not the Sue-Premed Court of the Long-Eared States)
Hey Long Ears!
Somebody informed me about you quoting the law.
Just wait until a certain lawyer gets wind of that, partner!
Wait until an internet service provider gets wind of that my cyber lawman!
There is only one button in your elevator, DOWN.
Stupid.
That The Wrong way down a One-Way Street -- Pay-the-Fine Avenue, driver!
Here is how you spell that: "the wrong law"!
There are two parts of the right Muni-code involved here (one for each of your long ears):
1.) The legal RIGHT (by virtue of that medallion on your hood and valid CL card on display) to pick up and drop off, (not like your ears which droop off),
And
2.) The LEGAL REQUIREMENT that a CPD officer or Traffic (MIS) Management or other official Emergency Personnel person LAWFULLY ORDERS YOU TO MOVE THE TAXI.
Without numbers 1 & 2 above, you have a VALID defense:
1.) "I was dropping off (or picking up) your honor (or sir or madam)."
And
2.) "No one told me to move the taxi your honor (or sir or madam)."
The defense clincher (you will love this one Perry "Long Ears" Mason:
"No one gave me a ticket your honor (or sir or madam)."
(Use this only if it is true!)
And then
"I did not know I got this ticket until I got the notice in the mail (or from my garage)."
Therefore I respectfully request that you dismiss ticket because the facts did not warrant a citation.
(Hint oh might mule brain: Mr. George Kasp used to "sell" (at cost, he has other non-capitalist tendencies as well) plastic-coated cards with the laws on it.
Contact him and get your ears straight!
That donkey boy is dangerously ignorant about stuff like this. Good Gosh Almighty!
OH, it's just a stupid trick to get attention by Long Eared Fath-ah by Anutha Mutha of Fools?
Good angle. Discuss......
THE LESSON
FOR LONG EARS EVERYWHERE: Don't conduct case investigations on an open board, fools.* Long-eared ones. Fool for asking, big long-eared foooool for answering! Hee-haw, ya' all.
(c) Copyright 2008 down-home th_inc……………………………………………………..
*Especially not when the following letters of the alphabet are on that forum board: c, c, o, m, I, k, e, f, o, u, l, k, s, p, r, e, s, i, d, e, n or t. These letters are important clues that support or tend support the theory that it is just a little donkey guy who imagines in his mule mind that any of those letters, when formed into words or names or organization initials are real just because he thinks so.
