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Sarıkamışlı Fako Gürcükapı'da sıra sıra müşteri bekleyen faytonlardan birine yanaşarak

Sarıkamışlı Fako Gürcükapı'da sıra sıra müşteri bekleyen faytonlardan birine yanaşarak faytoncu CIRIK'a "binebilir miyim" diye sorar.
CIRIK:
-Helbet de binebülürsen, dedikten sonra kendi kendine söylenmege başlar:
- Vola bu dünyada da ne tevür adamlar var; hem para verir hem de binebülür miyem diye sorir.
Bakar ki duydu. Yüzüne söyler;
- Yav, sormiya ne lüzüm, ben Ezürüm asilliyem; parasıni verdıhdan sonra bene bile binebülürsen!

♥Anlatanlar: Rafa Radomisli, Ragga Oktay, Ragıp Savaş, Raif Hikmet Çam, Rana Cabbar, Rasim Öztekin, Refik Kemal Arduman, Reha Yeprem, Reha Yurdakul, Remzi Jöntürk, Rıza Akın, Rıza Kocaoğlu, Rıza Pekkutsal, Rıza Tüzün, Rojda Demirer, Ruhi Sarı, Ruhsar Öcal, Rutkay Aziz, Rüçhan Çalışkur
Günün özlü ironisi (aforizmalar):
A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE
"Doctor, I have an ear-ache."

2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2000 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"

heathen = dinsiz, gavur [Biliyorsunuz: Herkes birbirine göre gavurdur!] [Okunuþu: /hi:--ðýn/ --Yani, then /ðen/, those /ðouz/ gibi]

prayer = dua... superstition = batýl inanç... potion = ilaç, iksir (sývý þeklinde)... infffective = etkisiz... artificial = yapay...

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