Zenci kadın bebeğiyle Stockholm otobüsüne binerken arap şöför, kendini tutamayıp şöyle demiş:
- Aman tanrım ne kadar çirkin bir bebek!
Kadın sinirle biletini kutuya basmış, en arka tarafa geçmiş, Karsli göcmen Fako'nun yanındaki boş yere oturmuş.
Fako dönüş kadına;
- Özür dilerim. Acaba az önce şöförle aranızda ne geçti?
Kadın:
- Büyük bir terbiyesizlik etti. Hakaret...
Fako:
- Bir kamu görevlisi insanlara hakaret edemez. Suç teşkil eder. Agzının payıını vermelisiniz!
Kadın:
- Doğru. Gideyim de şunu bir azarlayayım.
- Merak etmeyin, demis Fako; ben maymununuza gözkulak olurum...
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___ooO-(_)-Ooo___

♥Anlatanlar: Lale Belkıs, Lale Mansur, Lale Oraloğlu, Lale Yavaş, Laçin Ceylan, Leman Akçatepe, Leman Çıdamlı, Lemi Filozof, Levent Kazak, Levent Kırca, Levent Sülün, Levent Tülek, Levent Çiçek, Levent Öktem, Levent Özdilek, Levent Ülgen, Levent Üzümcü, Levent İnanır, Leyla Altın, Leyla Başak, Leyla Sayar ve şimdi de ben; yaani...

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Adısaklı Lapon bilgesi der ki;
Baskiya göz yuman insan sucortakligindan saniktir.

Günün özlü ironisi (aforizmalar):
"Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance." /- Oscar WILDE
a woman's first love = bir kadının ilk aşkı... a man's last romance = bir erkegin son sevdası, son sevgilisi...
Erkekler genellikle kadınların ilk aşkı olmagı arzu ederler, kadınlar erkegin son sevdası.


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