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Re: Limo drivers are stealing fares. they pick people in downtown illegally!

Go to the Marriotti. That place is full of them rip-off limos. DCS Needs to investing them limos, And, Airport Express at all the hotels in Chicago.

Re: Re: Limo drivers are stealing fares. they pick people in downtown illegally!

This sounds like a job for the long-eared dynamic duo...

- Donkey Boy and his ward Ola Shalom -
grime busting, crime denying cabbie heroes extraordinaire,
who, with a simple "hee" and a "haw" and "ola" and a "shalom"
can beat obstruction of traffic tickets
and put "ear" in the hearts of hEARing officers everywhere!

See if you can get Long Ears, and his trusted and faithful sidekick Ola, to kick a few of those limo drivers out of there.

The limo companies pay off the city to look the other way so we have to take the law into our own hands and get Long Ears and Ola to make a few hoof print dents in those stretched out gas guzzlers.

Just tell Long Ears they are stealing his hay! He will threaten to kill them if they don't "hay him off."

By the way, the organized CCC drivers want nothing to do with Donkey Boy and his imaginary Ola.

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Go to the Marriotti. That place is full of them rip-off limos. DCS Needs to investing them limos, And, Airport Express at all the hotels in Chicago.